Diva Madness: Classic Era Round 1
The time has come for voicing your opinions in another epic bracket tournament, this time between the beloved Divas of our pop music world. For a longer description of how these particular 64 divas were chosen and seeded, check this out. A link for the printable brackets is in the image below – make sure to download a copy and play along at home. If you send me your final four selections (either filling out this nifty Google Form or by tweeting a pic of your brackets to me @djwhysoserious before March 1st), correct predictions will be entered to win a TBD gift-prize!
Ok, now with those details aside, let’s get this tournament happening already! It’s time to make our hard choices about which Classic Era Divas get to progress to the next round – and to help us decide, I’ll pick a ballad for each diva to show off their chops for us.
Barbra Streisand (1) vs. Gloria Gaynor (16)
First up we have our top seed of the classic era, Barbra Streisand (henceforth known as Babs) going up against disco sensation Gloria Gaynor. In terms of Diva status, both of these ladies did their share in defining the term, one in the world of musical theatre, the other in the clubs. Babs’ career has spanned 6 decades (!), and she is one of only 16 performers to have won an EGOT. Gloria’s career may only span 4 decades, but she has arguably the most timeless breakup song ever, “I Will Survive”. For comparison purposes, we’ll hear Babs sing the iconic “People,” (from Funny Girl), and Gloria on one of her few ballads, “I Never Knew” from 2004.
Of course your votes do not need to be restricted to these two performances, but instead should take in to account all that you know and love about these women, their music, and their diva-like attributes. Who will survive?
Linda Ronstadt (9) vs. Dionne Warwick (8)
Although she was the most successful female artist of the 1970’s, Linda Ronstadt is rarely a name I come across anymore. She is known for re-popularizing tunes with covers, breathing life and energy into songs that otherwise might have been forgotten, something that only a diva can truly get away with. Dionne Warwick is another diva who rarely gets the recognition she deserves, even though she is the second (to Aretha Franklin) most charted women in billboard history. Even into her seventies, she carries herself with an attitude and grace that proves her diva-worthiness over and over again. She may be known for “That’s What Friends Are For,” and “Walk On By,” but I’ve chosen her original “I’ll Never Love This Way Again,” to show off her effortless vocal power. For Linda, I’ve chosen “Long Long Time” to give some evidence of why Time Magazine described her as “Torch Rock”.
Remember, vote for the diva, not necessarily my song choice. 😉
Aretha Franklin (5) vs. Billie Holiday (12)
Yes, this tournament is going to get ugly right away. I’ve already mentioned that Aretha is Billboard’s most charted female artist, which speaks to both her prolificacy and her longevity, having charted as early as 1961 and as recently as 2014 (with her cover of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep”). On top of numerous awards, Rolling Stone Magazine has called her the Greatest Singer of All Time. Then again, what do they know if they make such a list without including Billie Holiday, a force of expression who broke and rewrote every rule for jazz vocalists and performers? It’s hardly any doubt that the majority of singers that did make the list took their cues and inspiration from this lady right here. Billie may easily be the original diva, with attitude and drama dripping from every performance and recording. To show off these matriarchs of soul, I’ve chosen a couple of their earliest, career-creating songs.
Judy Garland (13) vs. Tina Turner (4)
This is the oddest match up of this bracket, and because of very different fanbases, I have no idea how this one will end. The similarities are there: both women seem most comfortable on stage, and are classic examples of what they do best, whether it’s singing like a Hollywood angel in Judy’s case, or infusing a performance with as much personality and energy as we’ve all come to expect from Tina. Each of these divas has had to repeatedly overcome personal drama in many forms, refusing to let it define their careers.
Cher (3) vs. Debbie Harry (14)
Cher just may be the original pop chameleon, reinventing her image and style for each decade she went on to dominate. Though she began her career primarily as an entertainer, Cher worked hard to improve and strengthen her vocals, and released some solid ballads along with her dance tunes to prove she could play the diva game and stand out, with her contralto range and personality for days. Debbie Harry is not only a punk icon, as one of the most successful women in rock music, but she also stands as a symbol of female beauty, talent and badassery.
Neither of these ladies are known for their ballads, but that’s what you’re going to get for this round.
Dolly Parton (11) vs. Ella Fitzgerald (6)
These may be the two least drama-driven women in this bracket. Dolly Parton is one of very few child stars to make it through adolescence without addiction or major crisis. She is still with the same man she married in 1966, and has for decades seemed to be the one solid rock in a host of emotionally extreme divas. However, this rock is also a star performer with a personality to match her ample bosom and massive hairdo, and she is the most awarded woman in the history of country music. Ella Fitzgerald didn’t start her life drama free, having regularly been homeless after running away from an abusive stepfather and multiple orphanages. But it seemed the First Lady of Song found her home in singing jazz standards with an unmatched clear tone and an ear for improvising. Though she was reportedly quite shy in person, her stage presence was another story.
Donna Summer (7) vs. Janis Joplin (10)
These two divas have been regularly crowned “Queen” of their genres, disco and psychedelic rock respectively. Donna Summer began her career in musical theatre, but rose in popularity with her hit “Love to Love You Baby,” a song so popular in clubs that she recorded a 17-minute version so they wouldn’t need to play it on repeat. A live version of the sexy song is below, since even her ballad songs eventually turn into a full-on disco dance party anyway. Janis Joplin has plenty of solid blues tracks perfect for feeling and grieving, although she isn’t so much showing off her voice as she is her very soul. Unfortunately for all of us, her potential for longevity was cut short by a heroin overdose, which ended her life before she reached 30.
Patti LaBelle (15) vs. Diana Ross (2)
Nothing like the Godmother of Soul and the Queen of Motown facing off. I doubt I need to say much in terms of justifying either of these women’s diva-status. While Patti LaBelle is known for her powerful voice (which allegedly spans 5 octaves), Diana Ross has often been accused of her fame being more reliant on her performance (which probably says more about her stage presence than it does about her voice). Whatever you see as Diana’s strengths, they’re strong enough for Billboard to call her the “Female Entertainer of the Century,” and for her to be arguably the best charted woman worldwide.